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Poop Plush Party Hat

Poop Plush Party Hat

Regular price $19.99
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Description

Nobody can accuse you of having crappy taste in headgear when you rock our all-new Poop Plush Party Hat! This boldest of all fashion statements gives you all the star power of the internet's favorite emoji, without raising a stink. No deep, rich, earthy brown tones here. No hint of ultra-realistic texturing, or any sort of artistry; just you, your poop hat, and whatever funky vibe you choose to bring! 💩

Let's delve into some facts about... actually, never mind. Let's not. Instead, let's talk about how on Earth we as a species managed to collectively rally around a tiny picture of an actual turd. Did it start in 1999, when gamers who liked raising digital monsters discovered that a single care misstep would result in their companion becoming a giant pile? Did it start in the 2000s, when Softbank created the emoji for Japanese mobile phones? Maybe it started in 2010, when the Unicode Consortium accepted the poop emoji as a global standard. Heck, maybe it started when the darn thing showed up in an animated movie! In any case, here we are, with you reading a history of the poop emoji and unironically considering buying this odd lid. (Hint: You should definitely buy the poop hat.) 

This lil' turd is one size fits most, and it comes in plush polyester that's soft as ... come on, do we really have to say it?! There's also an inner filling in some places, and that's made of silky-smooth polypropylene cotton. Unlike a real turd, this hat can, and should, be cleaned! Just be sure to do it by hand, with mild soap and warm water - throwing this in a wash cycle could make it shrink, fade, or even warp.

Specifications

Material: Polypropylene Cotton & Soft Plush Polyester

Size: One Size Fits Most

Warning

Flammable - Please keep away from fire

Small Parts - Not suitable for Children under 3 years old

Shipping

Free shipping on all US orders over $10. Orders typically arrive in five (5) to seven (7) business days.

Returns

Free returns and full refunds on all items within thirty (30) days of receipt of order. There are no return fees or restocking fees. The customer is responsible for costs associated with mailing their order back to us.

Warranty

Each new product is warranted against defects for one (1) year from the date of purchase, and any defective product will be replaced without charge.

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Our Mission

Our commitment is to provide warmth, companionship and happiness to plushie lovers of all ages.

Care Guide

Plushies are both stuffed animals and squishy companions. They should be routinely cleaned using a cloth with soap and warm water, and always dried afterwards. Never put plushies into the washing machine unless the label says you can do so.

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