Description

Nobody can accuse you of having crappy taste in headgear when you rock our all-new Poop Plush Party Hat! This boldest of all fashion statements gives you all the star power of the internet's favorite emoji, without raising a stink. No deep, rich, earthy brown tones here. No hint of ultra-realistic texturing, or any sort of artistry; just you, your poop hat, and whatever funky vibe you choose to bring! 💩

Let's delve into some facts about... actually, never mind. Let's not. Instead, let's talk about how on Earth we as a species managed to collectively rally around a tiny picture of an actual turd. Did it start in 1999, when gamers who liked raising digital monsters discovered that a single care misstep would result in their companion becoming a giant pile? Did it start in the 2000s, when Softbank created the emoji for Japanese mobile phones? Maybe it started in 2010, when the Unicode Consortium accepted the poop emoji as a global standard. Heck, maybe it started when the darn thing showed up in an animated movie! In any case, here we are, with you reading a history of the poop emoji and unironically considering buying this odd lid. (Hint: You should definitely buy the poop hat.) 

This lil' turd is one size fits most, and it comes in plush polyester that's soft as ... come on, do we really have to say it?! There's also an inner filling in some places, and that's made of silky-smooth polypropylene cotton. Unlike a real turd, this hat can, and should, be cleaned! Just be sure to do it by hand, with mild soap and warm water - throwing this in a wash cycle could make it shrink, fade, or even warp.

Specifications

Material: Polypropylene Cotton & Soft Plush Polyester

Size: One Size Fits Most