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Elder Egg Snack Squad

Elder Egg Snack Squad

Regular price $14.99
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Description

Crack open the fun with Elder Egg, the Snack Squad’s most egg-centric member! ! This boisterous boiled faux foodstuff is sure to brighten up your day and  your shelf. Giving him a squeeze may not result in a lingering eggy odor, but it will result in a dopamine hit, and let's be real, isn't that what we all want? This emotional little egg is ready to mirror your mood, coming in a variety of facial expressions to fit any vibe! 🍳

Humans got their start as a species through hunting and gathering, making eggs an important early food source. Gotta get that protein in, right? Around 1500 BCE, the Egyptians got the idea to domesticate chickens for the sole purpose of getting their hands on those delicious eggs. It's not clear exactly when we started boiling them, but records do indicate that it was a common practice in ancient Rome. Boiling was often paired with salting or encasing eggs in ash, to preserve them for times when fresh food may be scarce. These days, eggs are boiled for use in recipes, as a snack, or even for decorating, as seen in the Christian tradition of Easter.

Elder Egg, unlike most of the Snack Squad, does not have a keychain version available. He does, however, have a large variety of facial expressions to choose from. All of them measure 9 inches high, and they're all made of the same stuff. This plush uses soft polyester for the outside, and polypropylene cotton down for the filling. Warm water and mild soap should be used in washing - a typical machine cycle could cause shrinkage, fading, and warping, among other problems.

Specifications

Elder Egg Height: 9" Inches

Exterior Material: Soft Plush Polyester

Fill Material: Polypropylene Cotton Down Filling

Warning

Flammable - Please keep away from fire

Small Parts - Not suitable for Children under 3 years old

Shipping

Free shipping on all US orders over $10. Orders typically arrive in five (5) to seven (7) business days.

Returns

Free returns and full refunds on all items within thirty (30) days of receipt of order. There are no return fees or restocking fees. The customer is responsible for costs associated with mailing their order back to us.

Warranty

Each new product is warranted against defects for one (1) year from the date of purchase, and any defective product will be replaced without charge.

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Our Mission

Our commitment is to provide warmth, companionship and happiness to plushie lovers of all ages.

Care Guide

Plushies are both stuffed animals and squishy companions. They should be routinely cleaned using a cloth with soap and warm water, and always dried afterwards. Never put plushies into the washing machine unless the label says you can do so.

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