Description

If you honestly think that pineapple belongs on pizza, the Snack Squad's cheesiest, Supreme Pizza Patriot, would like a word with you. No matter how you feel about pepperoni and mushrooms, of course, Supreme Pizza Patriot's adorable smile will never fade - unless you toss him in the washer, that is. Why would you do that, though, when you could just give him a good stress squeeze instead? He's so soft and plush, it's almost as satisfying as a good cheese pull from a freshly baked pie! 🍕

Ancient Greeks and Egyptians have a long history of trying to tap into the power of pizza; they used to bake flatbreads with all sorts of toppings, like herbs and oil. It wasn't until the 18th century that somebody in Naples, Italy finally got it right, with a flourish of tangy tomato and a healthy dose of cheese. To say the world hasn't been the same since would be a gross understatement. This gooey staple can be found everywhere these days, from school cafeterias to the green hands of subterranean warrior brothers with colorful head bands. 

Supreme Pizza Patriot stands a proud 11 inches tall, and every single inch is covered with supremely soft polyester. If you believe it's what's on the inside that counts, you may need more than just your fingers and toes for this deep and varied contender; he comes packing a specially treated polypropylene cotton down that's so satiny that the feeling may border on squishy. As mentioned above, though, he's not a fan of washers; a typical washer and dryer can cause him to shrink, fade, and warp, so opt for a hand wash warm water and mild soap instead. Your pizza will thank you. 

Specifications

Supreme Pizza Patriot Height: 11" Inches

Exterior Material: Soft Plush Polyester

Fill Material: Polypropylene Cotton Down Filling